Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
🛑 Don’t Let Your Listing Sit There Looking Awkward.
Take Action with a $100 Staging Credit from Aspect Staging!
Hey there, Rockstar Agent!
It’s me—your underperforming listing.
Yeah, I know we’ve had some potential. You took the photos, dropped it on the MLS, and even hosted a Sunday open house... but I’ve been ghosted more than a bad Tinder date. 😬
It’s not you. It’s… well, okay, it might be the lack of staging.
But lucky for both of us, you’ve got options. And they come with 💸 $100 OFF for your seller, plus a $100 HomeGoods gift card if we don’t deliver the goods.
So, how about we give your listing a little glow-up?
Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
🎯Why This Offer is a Total No-Brainer:
🏡Be the Hero Agent (Not the House Sitter):
You know what they say—first impressions are everything.
And let’s be honest: empty rooms and sad furniture aren’t selling dreams. A staged home shows up and sells fast. The others? They just linger... awkwardly.
💸 Give Your Seller $100 Off—Without Coming Out of Pocket:
Yep, you read that right. We’ll print you a custom $100 staging credit with your name, brokerage, and contact info. You hand it to your seller.
They save money, you look like a boss.
🛋️ Still Skeptical? We’ve Got Skin in the Game:
If our staging doesn’t help your listing sell faster or for more than the comp down the street?
💳 Your seller gets a $100 HomeGoods gift card—on us.
Because we’re not just confident—we’re accountable.
Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
💬 Don’t Wait—Listings Don’t Stage Themselves
Click the button below to get your FREE quote + request
your personalized $100 seller gift certificates.
Because bland listings don’t bring bidding wars. 🔥
P.S. This offer won’t last forever. But that unstaged listing? Yeah… it just might. 🕰️
Here are three reasons why you should schedule your free teeth cleaning appointment right now:
Say goodbye to bad breath: No one wants to be known as the office dragon breath. Get a teeth cleaning and freshen up that stinky mouth of yours.
Keep your teeth healthy: Neglecting your teeth is like neglecting your house plants. They'll shrivel up and die. Keep your teeth healthy and strong with regular cleanings.
Impress your dentist: Let's be honest, you're not the easiest patient to deal with. Make up for it by showing up for your free teeth cleaning appointment and impressing your dentist with your newfound dental hygiene.
Don't wait any longer to take care of your teeth, you big goofball. Request your free teeth cleaning appointment right now, and we promise to take care of you like you're one of our own.
Terms and Conditions
1. Eligibility & Enrollment
Who’s Covered: Any seller whose listing is staged by Aspect Staging under our full “Premium Staging Package.”
Service Completion: Staging must be completed and delivered before the property goes live.
Payment: All staging fees must be paid in full within 5 business days of your staging agreement.
Location: Valid for properties located within Aspect Staging’s service area (San Diego County, CA).
2. Performance Guarantee Criteria
“Sell Faster” Definition: Your staged property must close in fewer days on market (DOM) than the average DOM of at least three comparable unstaged listings that:
Are within a 1-mile radius
Sold in the last 6 months
Are within ±10% of your listing price
“Beat the Comps” Definition: Your net sale price (after standard seller concessions) must equal or exceed the highest price per square foot achieved by those same three comparables.
3. Claim Window & Timeline
Closing Deadline: Property must close within 90 days of staging completion date.
Claim Submission: Realtor or seller must submit a claim within 7 days after closing. Late claims will not be honored.
4. Claim Process
Complete the Claim Form on our website, attaching:
MLS “Sold” report for your property
MLS reports for the three referenced comparable sales
